Why is it?

Why is it?

That my shoes seem to untie themselves everytime I have my arms full of stuff?
That I always forget something in my room immediately after closing the door?
That people brush their teeth in the bathroom that has 3 sinks and 15 toliets and never use the bathroom with 15 sinks and no toliets? This one bothers more that it should?
That my hair will not train itself like it did when I was younger, in fact it goes opposite of the direction I want it to go?
That the places we go to eat here smells like a locker room?
That people stand in line to eat at this place?
That people here do not wash their cars or trucks?
That people use the windshield wipers to brush off the dust instead of a carwash?
That drivers here do not remember any training they received in the US about parking?
That parking spaces can be anywhere including on a sidewalk or street or half of each?
That there are people that just read books all day?
That most people just smile all day long?
That my laptop just turns off during a DVD without any cause?
That I can't fix my DVD from doing this?
That we eat three times a day even though we don't need to eat? BTW I eat once a day
That I go to meetings that last 2 hours without anything getting accomplished?
That the Army offers a $50,000 bonus to join? The Air Force hardly nothing?
That the Air Force has no recruiting problems, the Army does?
That I keep wondering why?

By the way... I need to apologize about the Mr Badknee comment. I vented for a moment and that is not the right thing to do. It is not his fault that he had surgery in July. I should not have made that comment, sorry!
That is that?